What Is Wrong With You People?

I am currently reading a book called “Beloved.” This
is a book my son has to read for school, so I thought I would pick it up. It is
a bestseller and the writer won a Nobel Prize in Literature. These artsy book
types are usually not my cup of tea but I will give it a try. I am on Page 11…so
nothing yet.

Now for the topic de jour:

I am the type of middle-aged dentist that loves to show off.